February 2012
344 posts
me: I should go shower now
(five minutes later)
(another five minutes later)
(yet another five minutes later)
(more five minute intervals)
someone: (goes into the bathroom)
me: wow fuck you I was JUST about to go take a shower
I found a lipstick that will help you lose weight.
i see what you did there.
me: wow I'm actually happy right now
life: lol now hold on just one minute
